Anonymous asked: No bf, that's odd. You've got the intelligence, looks, and you've definitely got the tits. All the boys should be in your yard looking for a taste of milkshake.

HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME I HAD A BOYFRIEND

Oh, me neither because it’s never happened.

Most people seem to just assume I’m lesbian or asexual, I’m not sure why. Could it be my distasteful, standoffish attitude? My apparent “lesbian vibe” (Yes, someone told me I give off a ~lesbian vibe~)? My tendency to be friends with males and hook them up with hot ladays? My lack of interest in romance novels or movies or chick flicks in general? My distaste toward cliche relationships and overly-attached high school puppylovers?

We just don’t know, anon. We just don’t know.