why can’t I ever have a single day where everything goes right why does everything just get worse all the time like are you forreal right now
Daniel: Lexie, stop. I need you to think. What if, stick with me here, what if everyone on tumblr could even.
Lexie: What if they could what?
Daniel: If they could even!!!!
Lexie: What even are you talking about
Daniel: Think about it, what if all the people on tumblr that can't even... Just can... What if they CAN even?
Lexie: No, that's crazy talk.
Daniel: WHAT EVEN WOULD HAPPEN, LEXIE? WHAT EVEN?
YOU GUYS I JUST POSTED THIS ON KATHERINE’S FACEBOOK WALL AND LIKE ???????????????????? WHY DON’T PEOPLE EVER TELL ME HOW FUCKY MY FACE LOOKS WHEN I SPEAK LIKE WHAT
HAHA IB HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH I hate all of you everyone can go die
Anonymous asked: I feel peer pressure emminating off of u
I lost three followers in the past two minutes here’s my face again, tired and confused as always
I can’t exactly describe how I feel but it’s not quite right. And it leaves me...– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via rabbrakha)
Expectation is the root of all heartache.– William Shakespeare (via wordsarelikeoxygen)
whinymusician: why can’t i just learn farsi, german, portuguese, arabic, turkish, and italian now and be able to speak and sing in all of them fluently how do you language
Anonymous asked: Questionsbthat plague you?
Anonymous asked: You're a virgin, you're socially awkward, you have a high opinion of your own intelligence, you feel pressured to succeed, you secretly fantasize about masturbating in the library.
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you
rainydaysandblankets: I’m afraid of a lot of things, but mostly, most sincerely, I am afraid of being completely unraveled by you, and you finding nothing you want in here.
2:43am: sharing poems on skype
doeshislovemakeyourheadspin: Instead of Killing Yourself by Derrick C. Brown wait until a year from now where you say, “Holy fuck, I can’t believe I was going to kill myself before I etcetera’d before I went skinny dipping in Tennessee, made my own IPA, tried out for a game show, rode a camel drunk, skydived alone, learned to waltz with clumsy old people, photographed electric jellyfish, built...
me: I'll trade you my applesauce for some good looks and intelligence.
you: no thanks I already have a cookie.
me: oh, okay.